10.19.2004

MUST WE??
Must we all run to Canada for a frivolous flu shot? What is the world coming to? What are we doing people? And must it make the news? The media loves it.
"We now have a gas shortage." So everyone runs to the gas stations in a demented panic breaking out in fights, screaming, diaphoretic. Here is a tidbit for everyone, we still have gasoline guys. In fact, I filled my car up last week to FULL and I didn't have to knock anyone out or hustle to the gas station.
Now, there is no more flu vaccinations. Alert! We are all going to die and I mean tomorrow!!! Let's drive to Canada. Hasten yourselves, this must be serious. I mean damn, I have never even had a flu shot in my life, am I going to die? Someone please tell me what is going on.....